There’s not enough liquor in the world to drown out this really shitty day.
"After you, hell should be easy."
Portugal. The Man (via theglasschild)
"Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead."
Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)